Squeaky Tank, Empty Bleachers at Trump Parade
Near-empty stands of onlookers were silent, not cheering, as tanks s-l-o-w-l-y squeaked past.
A Pathetic Event for a Pathetic President.
Despite the $45 million price tag, trainloads of tanks and fears of goose-stepping storm-troopers, the day was “a flop at best,” “a little underwhelming,” a shoddy, bleak vision of aspiring fascism by a low-rent, third-world country whose sweaty denizens endured “a very long and uncomfortable day.”
The majority of the parade was just soldiers walking by, not even marching in step with each other. For anyone who has served in the military, it’s actually very difficult to be that out of step. Some veterans on social media called the display “a classic example of messaging whilst under duress, hidden in plain sight.”
Ireland’s satirical Waterford Whispers News, North Korea reported that America “held a gaudy and vainglorious display of their dwindling military might,” with “their inferior leader looking old, confused, and tired (as) he sat next to an expensive prostitute and a drunk television host for the duration of the parade. In total, $40 million was spent on the parade by the debt-ridden failed state, shamefully so at a time of increasing poverty in the country. Many have noted how pudgy and overweight the Trump looks at a time when Americans struggle for food.”
Read a full, radical review of the event at www.commondreams.org/further/lame-pissed-soldiers-squeaky-tanks-fake-deals-r-us.
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